Jane: That day I woke up and put on my 28th dress. I went to a wedding where no one asked me to hold a bouquet, fold a place card, or hold their dress while they peed. Everything was perfect and I didn’t care because right then, the only thing that mattered was the person waiting for me at the end of the aisle. And he was looking at me the way I’d always hoped.
6:38 pm • 23 October 2009 • 1,134 notes
Jane: I’ve been waiting my whole life for the right guy to come along and then you showed up. And you are nothing like the man I imagined. You’re cynical, and cranky, and impossible. But the truth is, fighting with you is the best thing that’s ever happened to me. And I think there’s a very good chance that I’m falling in love with you.
6:07 pm • 23 October 2009 • 853 notes
Aunt: It must be so hard to watch your younger sister get married before you.
Jane: Yes it is. But then I remember that I still get to have hot hate sex with random strangers and I feel so much better.
5:06 pm • 23 October 2009 • 225 notes
Jane: You tell him the truth, or I will.
Tess: No you won’t. You wouldn’t hurt a fly. And you definitely wouldn’t hurt me. I’m your sister.
Jane: That was yesterday. Today you’re just some bitch who broke my heart and cut up my mother’s wedding dress.
4:36 pm • 23 October 2009 • 335 notes