Wyoma: I can’t feel anything.
Darald: Alright, does that feel good?
Wyoma: I still can’t feel anything.
Darald: Okay, cause it hurts me.
Darald: Would you do that for me?
Darald: No, no, no, no. NO! NO!
Darald: God put our mouths on our head for a reason.
12:34 pm • 9 August 2009 • 72 notes
Aldous Snow: I’ve lost a shoe… have you seen it anywhere? Excuse me, missus, I’ve lost a shoe… like this one. It’s like this one’s fellow… it’s sort of the exact opposite in fact of that - not an evil version but just, you know, a shoe like this… but for the other foot. Otherwise I’d have two right…
12:04 pm • 9 August 2009 • 512 notes
Peter: Hey! Got here fast. I got a surprise for you!
Sarah: Peter, as you know.. I love you, very much.
Peter: Are you breaking up with me?
11:31 am • 9 August 2009 • 119 notes
Forgetting Sarah Marshall, 2008. Starring Jason Segal, Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis, Russell Brand, Jonah Hill, Bill Hader. (Director: Nicholas Stoller)
11:00 am • 9 August 2009 • 63 notes