Jamie: Why are you back here?
Chris: Because I want to take you on a date. And I don’t care if it’s in the the day or at night as long as it’s a real date. And I want to tell you how beautiful I think you are, inside and out. And I want to have babies with you and I want to marry you and I love you. Jamie, I always have.
9:44 pm • 1 September 2009 • 295 notes
Samantha: Why don’t you like me?
Chris: It’s a little hard to answer with a TASER IN MY BALLS.
9:13 pm • 1 September 2009 • 93 notes
Chris: Don’t even think how weird tomorrow’s gonna be.
8:43 pm • 1 September 2009 • 60 notes
Samantha: There she is! There’s the little the slut you’ve been banging behind my back.
Grandma Palamino: Me?
Samantha: Not you wrinkles, her!
8:12 pm • 1 September 2009 • 53 notes
Samantha: So do you really have my poster on your wall?
Samantha: Do you ever like…
Mike: All the time.
Samantha: How many times in a day?
Samantha: Eight?! Ahaha. Eight? Oh my God, that’s hot.
Mike: You’re hot.
Samantha: I know, I know.
7:42 pm • 1 September 2009 • 109 notes