Caroline: Norah? I found Jesus.
Norah: What?
Caroline: Jesus! He’s much taller in person.
2:37 pm • 26 August 2009 • 800 notes
“I refuse to be the goody bag at your pity party.”
— Norah, Nick & Norah’s Infinite Playlist
1:36 pm • 26 August 2009 • 266 notes
Drunk Guy: I love you so much it’s retarded.
1:05 pm • 26 August 2009 • 495 notes