Flight Attendant: We all know where this is going. Fucking teenagers.
Flight Attendant: Let me give you some advice, Jake. Lose the I’m-The-Cute-And-Sensitive Popular-Boy routine. It’s pathetic. And tell Janey what’s true in your heart and stop being such a little bitch. And you. Miss Other-Side-Of-The-Tracks Awkward-Rebel-With-Glasses. Wise up to Jake’s bullshit and stop being such a dumbass.
Catherine: And for once… I wish a guy would take a dump on my chest.
Ox: That is appalling. That really upsets me. I can’t believe nobody’s ever taken a dump on your chest.
Catherine: Will you be that guy?
Ox: It would be an honour and a privillege.
Principal Cornish: This year’s prom queen is… I don’t believe it. It’s a tie! Your new prom queens are… Kara and Sara Fratelli!
Jake: I wish I didn’t make that bet, that’s not the guy I want to be. If I could just turn back the clock then Janey would still be with me.
Janey: Tell me, Mom, what should I do? I love this boy but he has been untrue.
Jake: I’ll do my best to make things right.
Janey: I wish we could resolve this fight.
Jake: It could happen
Janey: It could happen
Jake and Janey: At the prom tonight!
Mitch: I’m getting pussy no matter what.
Bruce: Even if it with dirty slut.
Ox: True love is what I want the most.
Chef: I just jerked off in your French toast!
Christina: So what if we have the same mother. Tonight I’m going to fuck my brother.
Priscilla: In a few hours I’ll be queen of the prom.
Mr. Briggs: I’ve been an alcoholic since my first tour in Nam.
Austin: I asked Janey to the prom and she doesn’t know why.
Malik: I’m only in the song because I’m a black guy!
Janey: I have no money I have to make my own dress.
Areola: Look at me, my breasts are perky, yes.
Jake: I’m gonna win her back no matter what it takes.
Janey: Here I go, I’m gonna forget about Jake.
Prom tonight! Prom tonight! Prom tonight! It’s gonna happen, gonna happen… at the prom tonight!
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