Duke: Okay, why do you have tampons in your boot?
Viola: Uh, I get really bad nose bleeds.
Andrew: So you stick them up your nose?
Viola: Yeah. What? You’ve never done that?
Viola: Oh, my… Beckham does it all the time.
Viola: Yes. I’ll show you how to do it. Take that off and whatever that is. And you stick it right in.
Viola: And it absorbs right up.
12:37 pm • 13 August 2009 • 794 notes
Monique: Ew, it’s you.
Monique: God, you and your brother look scary alike from the back. Maybe it’s your total lack of curves.
Viola: Hi, Monique. It’s so good to see you too!
Monique: I’m looking for Sebastian. Where is he?
Viola: I don’t know.
Monique: Just remind your brother how lucky he is to be in my life. And tell him to give me a call if he wants to stay in it. Okay?
Viola: Okay. Does he have your number? 1-800-BEYOTCH.
11:03 am • 13 August 2009 • 347 notes
Justin: I never said that.
Viola: What are you talking about? WHY ARE YOU LYING?
Justin: Well, end of discussion.
Viola: Fine. End of relationship.
10:31 am • 13 August 2009 • 356 notes