“I’ve written a song that I hope is gonna bring the world together. Put down your guns and bombs and just make love forever. He’s come to heal the world and make our nations calm down. I am the Austrian Jesus. He is the white Obama. War’s just based on hate and fear. Stop fighting North and South Korea, you’re both basically Chinese. He’s Brüno, dove of peace. Ey yo Brüno, where the bitches at? You are Brüno, dove of peace. I have a dream for the Third World: clean water, food and teaching. In every village and every town, a place for anal bleeching. We need to rid the world of hunger. I’m just like Bono except much younger. He is only nineteen. Ich bin Brüno, dove of peace. Ey ey, he gay, he gay. Okay.”
