“You met me at a very strange time in my life.”
7:23 pm • 16 November 2009 • 1,539 notes
Tyler: WHOA! You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend near 400 gallons of nitroglycerin!
5:53 pm • 16 November 2009 • 785 notes
Marla: Tyler, you’re the worst thing that ever happened to me.
5:06 pm • 16 November 2009 • 432 notes
The Narrator: I know I’ve been acting very strange, okay? I know it seems there’s two sides to me.
Marla: Two sides? You’re Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Jackass.
4:20 pm • 16 November 2009 • 552 notes