Ashley: You look so pretty. You smell good too, all baby powder and shampoo-y.
Madeleine: I used to bite my nails right down to the quick. I even bite my toenails.
Ashley: You do not. I do too! I didn’t think anybody else in the whole world did that!
Chuck: I worked with this one guy. He liked to go deer hunting. He got a tick stuck on his anus. He thought it was a hemorrhoid. He kept putting Preparation H on it for a week. Made it supple. He had his wife look at it, and she screamed, “Oh my God! It’s a tick!” He pulled it off and stomped it. It wouldn’t even crush because the Preparation H made it so soft.